[..Ask Seriously, Answer Funny..]

Because skies are blue.


Why are unicorns not real?

cuz books sometimes LIE!!

Q: why do we have to have books?

How else would you read between the lines?

Why are people superstitious?

cuz they have LOADS of free time on their hands!

Why are BLONDS So dumb???

Cause brunettes are better at hiding it.

Why do birds fly?

cuz they think they are better than all the walking animals

why cant you drawn a fish.

Cause it's grammatically incorrect.

Why do people dress funny?

to make you laugh

why to we open our mouthes when we sneeze ?

cuz we are more important!!'

why cant we all have a slepover !

Cause you have to sleep with a night light.


Why are teddy bears so cuddly?

HEY!!
so what if i do !!
cuz teddy what's-his-face was cuddly too

You do?!

Why are cities so crowded?

cuz the sun isnt as bright in the city


Q: why is Entourage a good show ?

coz it's stupid
why u like green colore

cuz i feel FRESH outta the washing machine when i see green <3

why does your own blood taste good

Cause it's the blood of your fathers.


Why are vampires so cool?

cus they hate garlic ...ha ha ha ...why am sooooo funny
why japanese ppl r yellow?????
ha ha ha

CUZ YOUR RASIST !!

why are some teachers SMELLY!!!
*hint hint*

*faints*
Cause The Shadow refuses to shower them with affection...


Why does the French language sound so snobby?

cuz we have LOTS of time to kill

why do ppl go to jail ?

Cus they'r Meen


Why is my Brother Holding my HEAD << GET OFF

cuz his head is EMPTY!!

why are all boys annoying ?

Cus ther Board & Ther Friends Blowthem off Cus ther Annoying

WHY Dose Boys Have Big Nosies ???? < long Story