Stupid Letter

Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft‏ ?

Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab
to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer


Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

for godsake is that guy for real my god this is the most stupid brain in this wide world lool

thanx for sharing this to us MONI san

OMGAWD !!!
LMAO LMAO LMAO!!
dude this e-mail reminds me of some of my computer illiterate-family !

MORE!!
I DEMAND MORE FUNNY TOPICS LIKE THIS !! HAHAHA

Moni ! keep up the awesomeness ! XD

this is soooooooo funny hahahahah
damn sooooooo stupid
goood one moni

LOL!!!!

We all know he's (or is it a she?) right in a way! I encourage those people, let's all work on sending letters such as that.

KIRA, shadow, akuma and N thnx 4 posting

اقتباس :

LOL!!!!
We all know he's (or is it a she?) right in a way! I encourage those people, let's all work on sending letters such as that.

mm.. i think it's easy
.. but ((TO who? ))

you're welcome moni san...anytime

& about sending a litters like that....hmmm, how about sending it to a teacher you hate or to a company that pisses you off like the companies that responsable for the internet connection & i know you got some evil ideas more than me

lol, hmmm, well lets do one to McDonald, I want to blow up a restaurant of his SO BADLY!


About letters, here's a joke:

A guy once wrote to his traveling father:
Dear dad,
I want you to know that everything is all right, except that a wall fell down, and we're all fine, but mom, sister, baby brother, and snoopy the dog died.

looooooool is he calling his dog snoopy , kwaii name . & really funny one no kidding, cuz there is a people like that in the real world

K__I__R__A كتب:

you're welcome moni san...anytime

& about sending a litters like that....hmmm, how about sending it to a teacher you hate or to a company that pisses you off like the companies that responsable for the internet connection & i know you got some evil ideas more than me

!! > mmm..EVIL IDEAS

OKEY...

N we'll write one TO: KIRA

N & ME & ... any1 want to join

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اقتباس :

A guy once wrote to his traveling father:
Dear dad,
I want you to know that everything is all right, except that a wall fell down, and we're all fine, but mom, sister, baby brother, and snoopy the dog died.

LOoooooooOL ..

everything is all right,
except that a wall fell down ,
and we're all fine,
but
mom, sister, baby brother, and the dog died.
"but i didn't die"

looool, to KIRA. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

girls are soooooooo biiiiig complicated world. lool this club are full of evil people

thanx for letting me comment

KIRA كتب:

looool, to KIRA. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
girls are soooooooo biiiiig complicated world. lool this club are full of evil people
thanx for letting me comment

1st- WHY?<CUZ
2nd-evil people is good if i 1 of them ..
3rd- who said that i let u ?<< JK
..LOoL..

______
start imagining..

KIRA has a company ..
but i don't remember a company of wt !!
..mm.. any way it's a company of something ..
& he is a.....

....ERROR imaginary is offline now

Oo0oops

sorry my imaginary status is offline now so.. i'll continue soon.

.. !!

Lmao, this is funny.

Thanks Moni.

u're welcome MEESH
______________________

KIRA ....
i tried but.... i can't be evil ..

N
v.good idea let's write to Mac.

Dear Mac.......


lol, I can't be funny, the scanty little side of me which is funny has disappeared this week. Sorry.