A bit rasist but funny. (sorry)
A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing
home. All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so they had to put
him in an all caucasion home. After a few weeks in the facility, they came
to visit grandpa. "How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.
"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says
grandpa. "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong
place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone."
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents
here," grandpa says with a big smile.
"There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin
in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!"
"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the
bench in 30 years and e! veryone still calls him 'Your Honor'
And there's a physician here - 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing
medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"
"And me......, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The
Fu*king Mexican'!
موضوع: Home Alone .. 
الأحد يناير 25, 2009 9:42 am
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